Dad locked me out of the bedroom again! He seems to think that when he is awake, and Mom is asleep, I shouldn’t be in with Mom! He says I spend too much time annoying her, and it keeps her from sleeping.

I do not annoy Mom! I love Mom! I must be there with her! Snuggles! I only paw on the wall to get her attention….

I’ve tried everything I can think of! everything I can get my paws on! Pawing on the door, crying for Mom, going back and yelling at Dad (though the headset may be masking my screams), reaching for the door k’nob….

Yet here I am. Still pitifully sitting outside the door, away from Mom.

I’d get some dy-no-might or something to put a hole in the door (ohhh…kitty door in bedroom door!) but those items are not available at this time. Batcat needs a utility belt and some of Batman’s spare gadgets!

I’ve even tried using the force!

Sadly, I seem to be lacking in that area. The Jedi would never take me on anyway. In cat years, I am too old, and I loves mah mah-mah….

On that same train of thought, I’m obviously not a mutant, and thus could never be a part of the X-men. I tried moving the metal with my Magneto-like skills…that was a failure. Obviously, I’m not a metal-bender either.

Then again, I’m not sure the door k’nob is metal. In which case, I obviously cannot move whatever material it is made out of.

I could go all Wolverine and shred the door…but I’m trying to make Mom think my claws don’t need trimmed…shhhhh.

I am also not an air-bender. I’ve blown and blown on the door, but nothing.

I even tried saying the magic word! But, obviously the door doesn’t speak cat….

This problem has led me to realize my sonic screwdriver is only a toy…or that it not only doesn’t do wood, it doesn’t do whatever material the k’nob is made out of. Or I simply am using it wrong. Perhaps it is the latter.

DAD OPENED THE DOOR!

MOM!!!